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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Resident Evil Requiem: Release Date, Gameplay, And Everything We Know So Far - GameSpot

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

"People don't even like him": Musk becomes GOP pariah after "ridiculous" Trump attacks - Axios

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

Still no good

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

"An ADC for ADC Purists": League Of Legends Unveils Newest Champion, Yunara - TheGamer

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

What are some cool examples of two kinds of people?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Create cosmic spiral galaxies with dots and plastic sheets - Boing Boing

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why acetaminophen works: New discovery ends longstanding mystery - Medical Xpress

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

NASA's Voyager Spacecraft Found A 30,000-50,000 Kelvin "Wall" At The Edge Of Our Solar System - IFLScience

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Rabid fox bites person in Raleigh - WRAL.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

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