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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:17

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Still no good
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
What are some cool examples of two kinds of people?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Create cosmic spiral galaxies with dots and plastic sheets - Boing Boing
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why acetaminophen works: New discovery ends longstanding mystery - Medical Xpress
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Rabid fox bites person in Raleigh - WRAL.com
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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